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word life

Life of word. Like that of a rapper.
I'm going to bitch slap your mom and eat your children! WORD LIFE!
by dcomposed December 21, 2003
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word of the day curse

When a relatively amusing Urban Dictionary definition is chosen as word of the day, and gets downvoted to oblivion simply because it is not the most hilarious thing that front page dwellers have ever seen in their entire lives.
Tim: This entry is pretty funny, why is it so unpopular?

Tom: It's suffered from the word of the day curse, because it isn't quite as funny as watching cats walking on their hind legs.
by Rayem March 24, 2013
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word to your mother

Word to your mother was a phrase used back in the 80s and 90s. Though it was originated by the African American community, saying to keep it real or to respect the motherland, it then became the retarded phrase of white boys trying to act gangsta. They sound so gay and make respectable white people like me look like the skid-mark on the underpants of society when they say it. Thanks a lot Vanilla Ice.
Black guy 1: "Yo nigga, what's happenin'?"
Black guy 2: "I'm fine, man. Keepin' it real."
Black guy 1: "word to your mother."
White boy who overhears the conversation and immediately thinks thinks of ice ice baby: "What's good, niggas?"
Black guy 1: "What you call us bitch?"
WB: " Yo man, keep it real. Word to your mother."
Black guy 1 knocks him out and he and Black guy 2 laugh and walk away while listening to the Beastie Boys, a well respectable white hip hop group.
by fatjamarcus October 6, 2010
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wood-Word

a statement that is completely untrue, AKA bullshit, often to impress others, despite when others are obviously aware of its blaring inaccuracy
"then he told me that he talked to the President yesterday. That is such a wood-word.
by wham-O March 1, 2004
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word shordy

wasup bruh nun u bored word shordy
by goofy otf November 15, 2017
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Word up, kids?

A popular icebreaker used by "cool" paedophiles.
Paedophile: "Word up, kids?"
Kids: "argh... help me, he's a paedo!"
by fazzfazz August 30, 2006
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UD Word Definer

In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.

More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)

The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"

And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an UD Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!
by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009
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