Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Hawk Bunga Tree

A tree that looks like a Hawk Bunga Tree.
Alternatives: Hawk Bunger Tree, HBT, Hawk Bungalow Tree

Dude 1: *Points at tree*, what is that dude..?
Dude 2: ...I shan't say...
Dude 1: It's the Hawk Bunga Tree

by hankbungertree December 1, 2025

Eastern European Tech Tree

A “CE TT” is what you get when someone looks at Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Bosnia, Albania, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Ukraine… and decides “yeah, let’s throw ALL that into one pot, surely everyone will be happy!”

It’s basically Pokémon but with nations: gotta catch ‘em all, even if your 5 line tech tree inventory is full. All because it comes with “diverse playstyles,” both redfor and bluefor gear, a Navy that magically becomes “big” once you merge 15 small nations (Including land locked ones) Calling it a “Polish TT” of course doesn't fit, because it contains 15 differenat fucking nations , because apparently Poland alone would just be a copy and paste of USSR (because adding even more nations with USSR derived equipment will surely help).

The idea doesn’t work because it tries to merge far too many countries, each with their own distinct and often unrelated vehicle lineups. Instead of creating a focused, coherent progression, it ends up combining dozens of unique designs, doctrines, and equipment into a single tree that becomes overcrowded and inconsistent. With so many nations involved, the result isn’t unified or practical — it’s simply too much content condensed into one place, making it structurally messy and difficult to balance.

Gaijin should add a Eastern European Tech Tree- Person who isn't educated enough
Eastern Europe Tech Tree is the better solution- Person who isn't educated enough

by ThePolishThunder December 9, 2025

Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.

Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022