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Ivanka Trump 

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter
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Donald Trump 

that guy who got a small loan of a million dollars
Guy: DID YOU HEAR DONALD TRUMP GOT A "Small" loan of A MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: no
Donald Trump by Gazingle December 1, 2017

Donald Trump 

A sorry excuse for a.... a..... Human??? I don't know if he is one, but oh well.
"Ugh you're such a Donald Trump"

Donald Trump 

An idiot who ran for president as a joke and won. He also wants to build a big huge strong wall on the Mexican-Canadian border since the USA sank into the ocean.
I love Donald Trump - All KKK members.
Donald Trump by Kaki Sudom July 11, 2018

Donald Trump 

A term used as a substitute to taking a huge shit
guy: I'll be right back. I need to drop a huge Donald Trump

Donald Trump's Wall

"it was a metaphor" Donald Trump
If built though we lose 12 billion in taxes each year from Mexican immigrants alone.
If built would cost around 25 billion dollars.
Waste of time and money and won't pay for itself and won't solve the immigrants way of getting here by planes.
"Hey dude Donald Trump's Wall is going to be huge!" "Yea and so would your taxes my friend"

Donald Trump 

D. Despicable.
O. Opinionated
N. Neglectful
A. Antagonistic
L. Ludicrous
D. Demon

T. Thoughtless
R. Respected
U. Ugly
M. Manipulative
P. Pervert
1. Noun: “Donald Trump is such an idiot.”
2. Adjective: “That person is such a donald trump.”
Donald Trump by ImSmartSometimes October 28, 2019