dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

sock an fock

Using a sock an a condom

Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock

by RipTide123 January 26, 2020

Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.

"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"

by teddyyql December 1, 2014

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Sock

Sock=something to protect, cares, loyal, and takes all the beaten for the person they dedicate their life to

This socks really been through all lot for me

by Pewpew knigga October 13, 2019

Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock

by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

The spawn of another man who's mum you're straight raw dogging

Going to give Karen a big tasty cock tonight, hope her f**ken SOCKs are at their Dads.

by Socktheif June 21, 2020