Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 30, 2014
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sock on

Yo did you know that kind sock on
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Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on
Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord
by Socket Man October 16, 2018
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Himalayan Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.
I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.
by Nemout August 31, 2023
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Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood
Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.
by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022
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Whoo Sock

The resulting pink tube caused by simutaneouly screaming "WHOO", punching your partner in the back of the head and violently pulling out of anal sex.
I banged her/him so hard, her/his whoo sock fell out.
by Duffbeerbuttchug January 25, 2020
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Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.
I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.
by CrackMoney26 March 24, 2024
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