Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Left Thumb Ring

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.

Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.

by sharkmother September 14, 2022

Spicy Onion Ring

The definitely legitimate name for the latest (as of 1.19) minecraft zombie piglin farm. The farm consists of 3 magma block rings that can be mistaken for some true tasty spicy onion rings.

"I need some exp i better go to the spicy onion ring"

by palmest tree September 18, 2022

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

Anti Flirt Ring

Not a promise or engagement ring cause he’s not ready or willing to commit. Also it’s fake haha

Michael gave me an anti flirt ring instead of a promise or engagement me.

by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022

Shortcut to prevent ringing

What does shortcut to prevent ringing mean

When shortcut to prevent ringing is it suppose to be on or off

by What does shortcut to prevent December 11, 2022

chucked her ring

Vomited, physically sick.

She chucked her ring up all over my shoes.

by Benzig42 January 18, 2023