Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.

The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Sunday Psychosis

Sunday Psychosis is the condition where it is hard to relax and have fun on a Sunday. Reasons fo rSunday psychosis maybe that you don't want to return to work on Monday, extreme boredom because you can't find anyone to hang with, your friends with benefits is busy and you have booty psychosis also, etc.

Me: I am so freaking bored! I can't get a hold of anyone to hang out with and I want a Sunday Funday!
Them: That makes a good day for day drinking....
Me: I don't know if drinking with Sunday Psychosis is a good idea..maybe I could..
Them: Nope day drinking it is!! let's go

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2021

Actual psychopath

People who eat tacobell for breakfast

He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.

by Shankins November 18, 2021

cannabis psychosis

When a person smokes herb and is transported to a almost psychotic state of mind

yo did you see jonathan he’s totally zoned out and loopy after one hit of the spliff

yea he must have cannabis psychosis

by finesseking August 12, 2021

Good psychopath

A Good psychopath is a crazy person who isn't that harmful and bad, they might sound act and like things that you might think they needs a mental hospital, because yes they do.

But they could be your friend and you might help them become normal, but becareful even tho that person has good in there name there still a psychopath.

you:yo dude why do you like these stuff you know you sound crazy (in a mentally ill way)
Good psychopath: I don't know tbh
you: ill help you become better than this trust me because your still my friend.
Good psychopath: thanks bro but I don't rlly see anything wrong

( you need to help him because even tho he is crazy you still need to have hope and make him a better person.

by notyanes August 28, 2021

reverse-psycho

When a person in the shower creepily peeks out from behind the curtain to startle another person who is also using the bathroom. So named because it's a role-reversal of the famous scene in the movie Psycho.

Jane came in to a dump while I was in the shower. She nearly shat out her colon when she noticed me staring sideways at her beside the shower curtain like a tipped-over garden gnome. Pulled the reverse-psycho on her.

by BettyHumpter September 13, 2021

Namikaze Psycho

The Person Is Well Known For Speed Intelligence Strength The Person Who Is Destined To Save The World

Namikaze Psycho The Underatted

by Anonymous _1413 November 25, 2021