Power to Wisdom Ratio

A play on the engineering term power to weight ratio, referring to the amount of power produced by a vehicle (usually an automobile or airplane) respective to the wisdom, and experience of its operator.

“The Beechcraft Bonanza suffered an elevated initial accident rate due to a high power to wisdom ratio.”

by Mkwas May 11, 2023

psychomantic power

Powers of psychokensis, mind reading, future site, past history, more to be added

The occultists knew of these psychomantic powers and teach of these great secrets.

by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

Power Arch

When a man helps another man, while sitting, arch their piss in into a bucket people held by the not sitting man. The arch must be power so it is not to land back onto the sitting man.

I help my friend larry when he had to pee so bad, he power arched his piss 10 feet into a bucket I was holding. WHILE NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE ON A SEX SWING.

by Paid bluntly f gf round jam of November 30, 2019

Gas powered bull ride

When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.

Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.

by Mooredj December 3, 2020

power skills

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I enjoy doing power skills when we do the patskoquiz every day! I also love doing gevaudenskills, fatherskills, and lucao pod!

by PlushtimeTV May 17, 2023

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

PEEWEE POWER

Chanted by the titular penguin in the 2023 hit game PeeWee Power. This game revolutionised gameplay mechanics and changed lives players have said, one claiming that the game saved his marriage. It blends PS1 graphics with current memeage. The game is free to play and available on the world wide web.

Person 1: "I hit 25 PEEWEE POWERS in my last run-through"

Person 2: "Damn, I can only get to 5 :("

by yomama25 March 17, 2024