cat piss blonde

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

by concerned me December 24, 2007

3-Point Piss

when you’re taking a piss and you back up to the back wall in your bathroom.

Guy 1: wanna go out tonight?
Guy 2: can’t bro i’m grounded cuz i failed the 3-Point Piss

by FardedShided December 24, 2019

Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

Piss in her ass

An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.

Friend 1: Would you piss in her ass?

Friend 2: I would piss in her ass five times.

by the lonley stoner February 4, 2017

Piss in the wind

When something is simple or easy for the average person.

Person : Man! This is a "piss in the wind"!

by Pissing in the wind May 19, 2014

piss poor attitude

A very unfavorable attitude that hinders production and cooperation. Something that should be avoided at all costs.

Stacy displays a piss poor attitude towards her work duties.

by The King of Bookland December 5, 2005

lanky streak of piss

Used to describe somebody who is TOO TALL AND SKINNY for life on this Planet we call Earth.

It doesn't matters why they are tall and skinny be it their Genes or time spent on a stretching machine while being tortured by Elves from the Spooky Wood down Hobbs Lane.
If they are too tall AND too skinny, they may be referred to as a Lanky Streak of Piss.
A current example is the England Footballer Mr Crouch whose name indicates what he does a lot of.

by Racist Dave June 28, 2007