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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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post-tassy

The era after the passing of a tassy.
1. The United States of America is doing much better post-tassy.
2. During the tassy days, there were snakes, hassys, passys, lassys, dassys and bassys. It was a time of turmoil.
by purfy July 9, 2017
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Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"
Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!
by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017
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post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 30, 2017
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post-cerebral

Abbreviation: PC

Intermediately pejorative/facetious term for 'politically correct', analogous to 'post-factual' and applicable by both politically contrary people as a general statement of refusal or as a subtle criticsm of political correctness for rational arguments.
Guy 1: Man, Kevin is such a retard!
Guy 2: 'Ouch, 'retard' isn't PC...
Guy 1: You mean post-cerebral?
by Fniux August 1, 2017
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Post playa

Someone who is waiting in the wings to make a great play on someone else's insights/talent.
That Balsworth is always waiting to snatch up someone else's ideas and run with it. He's a real post playa!
by Sexydeadguy August 3, 2017
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Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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