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poop on a platter 

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation
"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"
poop on a platter by cericratman August 28, 2011
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poop in the baghole 

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong
I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

poop and go

A person --usually a freshman guy -- in a shared dormitory bathroom who habitually forgets to flush a toilet after taking a big shit. Poop and Go also refers to anyone who leaves brown stains in a toilet bowl that has to be shared by others. Most poop and go's are thought to do this intentionally as a sign of dominance or disdain for others.
The freshman welcomed Joe to the dorm until they found out that he was a habitual poop and go who never flushed or cleaned the shit stains in the bowl.
poop and go by LaVista September 17, 2013

Poop Billiards 

A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.
Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.
Poop Billiards by rashizzle September 30, 2013

poop sorbet 

When someone leaves you a fat pile of diareah in the toilet without flushing. But still lights a sweet candle.
When someone leaves you a fat pile of diareah in your toilet without flushing. But still lights a sweet smelling candle. Mom poop sorbet.
poop sorbet by Tamtamlee January 10, 2014

poop jawn 

A "Poop jawn" is a combination of the Pennsylvania slang "poop" and "jawn". "Poop" orginated in Pittsburgh, likely due to the "poopy" nature of the city. "Jawn" on the otherhand was a product of Philadelphia, mostly as word that replaces the name of almost anything and everything. Thus, when used together, a "poop jawn" is anything that can be considered "poopy". Also, you can create a poop jawn straw man, meaning someone or something can embody the qualities of a "poop jawn" metaphorically.
My n*gga you smoke poop jawns
Y u look like a poop jawn doe
poop jawn by Napels January 28, 2015