Ghetto Cream

Ghetto cream is that whip cream stuff in big containers that are very thick and are disgusting.

Molly: "Hey guys I got some whipped cream at Walmart!"
Nathan: "That ain't whipped cream that's ghetto cream."
Molly: "Yeah Yeah whatever Nathan."

by Idiotic Duckyyyy April 10, 2021

Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

by Dump truck December 8, 2016

ghetto santa

Jerome

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa

by a+t<3 December 26, 2021

Ghetto

bella mf flach.

“what does ghetto mean”
“bella flach is the definition of ghetto u dumbass”

by slayalicious September 5, 2022

Ghetto faxing

To download a large document (5+ pages) then print the document. Then you take a shaker picture with your phone. You send each page one email at a time or one text at time.

Ugh my customer is ghetto faxing 200 pages in tax returns one page per email. 200 emails!!!

by Kcornfield May 26, 2018

Ghetto scroogie

An alcoholic beverage made with Popov vodka and Sunny D

Tyrone made Maisha a ghetto scroogie hoping she would give up the chocolate starfish

by jazzballer March 11, 2025

ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".

John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.

by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014