vato face

the face you make as you stab your victim violently.

" hey cavarone put on your vato face cause we're about to get jumped aye."

by benny doversonington April 13, 2009

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smeagol face

A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.

What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt

by Begum March 16, 2005

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The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.

Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!

by Jayy.M July 31, 2009

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face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010

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