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Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))
by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022
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James Madison University

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!
so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy
by the air up there September 4, 2005
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james t. kirk

The very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man.
Dude, anybodyan suck my balls, nobody will ever be as cool as James Tiberius Kirk!
by Son of Mogh August 22, 2004
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James Earl Jones

Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.

Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.
James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!
by Pittsford Mendon June 30, 2006
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The Lebron James Technique

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.
Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.
by ufocalagrad November 13, 2010
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Jesse St. James

1. the single greatest character to ever to grace FOX's hit television show, Glee.

2. God.

3. can accomplish anything.

4. better than Chuck Norris

5. often dresses as if he is attending a funeral
Jesse St. James doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”

Jesse St. James once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.

Jesse St. James wears black because if he didn’t, he would outshine you more than he already has.
by JennyJenn July 23, 2010
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James Charles

YouTube makeup artist, known for calling his fandom “sisters,” with his own makeup pallete. Usually seen with pinkish drinkities, James Charles is also very gay, which is definitely not a bad thing.
Person: I JUST GOT THR JAMES CHARLES PALETTE! I LOVE IT!
Person 2: Omg I’m sister salty I want it!
by Big_uwu_energy_ February 11, 2019
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