Skip to main content

Chris

Gonna date roxy some day amiright. up top!
hey when is chris gonna date roxy? its been 20 years
by Spicz June 11, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris. Typically has dark colored hair. Long and kinda messy looking. Typically on the slender side and has an amazing sense of style. Usually gifted with a charming smile that can sweep a girl off her feet.

While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things as simple as holding hands.

Chris is also quite the genius. While he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
by Kathryn R April 28, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023
mugGet the Pull a Chrismug.

lil Chris

Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)
Lil Chris is so good

No he’s not
by 0693 November 27, 2018
mugGet the lil Chrismug.

Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)
by Kworp754 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Chris Bakermug.

Chris Browned

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
by jvic3 February 8, 2022
mugGet the Chris Brownedmug.

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.
Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Share this definition