A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
by Cloude With a Chance of $howrz May 17, 2012
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015
by Sauce walka June 19, 2024
When a person takes a walk at a point of night where nobody is awake fully naked without any clothes to cover themselves up if caught, leaving it to be very risky.
by Joey salads. October 01, 2017
When you send hard as fuck over a drop (>10 feet) and land on your tails in a hail of powder and glory.
by heckin brews456 February 02, 2018