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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.
I'd love to give her a plastic turtle
by Jessus0 April 23, 2025
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Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”
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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!
by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025
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Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
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Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
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