Sock

Acronym/ Some Other Cunts Kid

When dating a single mother; refers to any offspring she has from previous relationships

Sorry I can't play golf today, I've got to take the sock to his soccer game

by SteveCoastNZL September 10, 2016

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

by grand unified August 26, 2016

Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex

Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on

by The_..steve May 20, 2022

Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

BOOBY SOCK

A contraption that holds the boobies and gives them support.

I can't wait to get home and take of this damn booby sock!

by BlueBees July 6, 2020

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018