doodle donkey

doodle donkey is a noun that can describe one person (singular) or a group of people (plural). To use this word to describe a group of people, it must meet the requirements of having males companions within the group as well.

“Is Erika’s doodle donkey coming?”
“Let’s hang out at Karen’s with doodle donkeys”
“Sedney’s doodle donkey will be late.”

doodle donkey by sedneyed January 21, 2026

Swamp Donkey

Billie Eilish.

Billie Eilish is a swamp donkey.

Swamp Donkey by GanjaBreadman February 6, 2026

Jizz donkey

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

Jizz donkey by Kiffytheapple February 13, 2026

Heber Donkey

A legendary, chaos-driven creature known to roam the wilds of Heber Valley—veraciois in appetite, energy, and mischief w the occasional offspring of many mammals. Equal parts menace and myth, it charges through fields and mountains alike, leaving behind laughter, confusion, and the occasional questionable decision.

Often referring to a tight-knit brotherhood of lovable degenerates—fueled by deep belly laughs, strong drinks, and zero regard for consequences.

Martha, our virgin calf just Heber Donkey’d.

Alright Brady, I grab balls.. but in a playful way

Jesus Roy, you Heber Donkey’d the shit out of that tequila bottle!!

Heber Donkey by Jordan from March 21, 2026

Big Donkey Ultimate

Haverford College Ultimate (3rd place at 2026 Ohio Valley Regionals) (we love lettuce)

She call my donkey big the way it's ultimate is big donkey ultimate.

Big Donkey Ultimate by anon5843958345 June 18, 2026

Oklahoma Donkey Cart

A wheelbarrow relay race in the nude while holding a carrot in your buttcheeks, incentivizing the “donkey” to run faster. Invented by firefighters, popularized by local police.

Firefighter Delaney was on dish duty for a full week, after coming in last during the Oklahoma Donkey Cart race last shift.

Oklahoma Donkey Cart by Furies Hecate June 25, 2026

Sugar Donkey

A person who financially supports a person they have romantic feelings for, who is in a romantic relationship with a different person.

TLDR sugar daddy cuckold.

Chad is such a sugar donkey for Stacy.

Sugar Donkey by Abrabant July 16, 2026