brown loving 

The process of homosexual intercourse. See also poo stabber or ass bandit.

Elton i cant wait to finish baking this pavlova so we can go make some brown loving.

I gotta go wash my cock after making brown love to julian all night

brown loving by dougy May 24, 2004

Brown Horse

coffee

"Man, I've been sipping on that brown horse all day"

Brown Horse by savageson March 10, 2009

brown eyed eagle 

Sex with a woman in three holes (last being the ass) on a par 5 on a golf course.

I was in Roanoke Va last weekend and I give this chick a brown eyed eagle, her goat fucking husband has no idea.

brown eyed eagle by dogrunwv April 23, 2009

Brown Hatting 

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.

"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".

Brown Hatting by SuperMario2360 May 10, 2011

brown shirts

what happens when you run out of toilet paper

dude all you have is brown shirts what happened to the white ones

brown shirts by a basic white guy July 20, 2016

Brown Dragon 

When two men go mudding (i.e., take a mud bath) and share the same bath, putting their ankles on each other's shoulders.

We went to Calistoga last weekend and wrapped up our trip with a brown dragon.

Brown Dragon by barry mcsorely March 18, 2018

brown buffet 

A collection of food that has hasn’t properly been digested as it expels from your bowels yet stained from bile. A whole mushroom with a yellow-brown stain? A bunch of them? Maybe a spinach leaf or two? The more the merrier.

Gather on a plate, serve, and maybe use something to neutralize the odor *chef’s kiss*

“Man I can’t believe Terry’s actually eating your brown buffet”

brown buffet by Fawnalie666 April 6, 2021