The act of shitting your pants while sitting then sliding out of your current position like you’re going down a slide.
Man I was so lazy Sunday afternoon. I had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going I just sat on my couch and gave myself a Wet Basement MudSlide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
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John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."
Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"
John:"Thank god i did..."
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