Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
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donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker
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Donkey Neck Combover

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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Insulting name for human beings, especially those of Hispanic or African America heritage. Traditionally used to describe how they perform during physical labor.
"Look at these anthropomorphic labor donkeys, out working in the cotton fields"
by retardius maximus January 5, 2023
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Fluffy Donkey

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.
by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024
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Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dickyseamen November 16, 2011
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