Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Cuban sandwich

Often referring to the meme where a black guy sees a sign for Cuban sandwiches and says “A Cuban sandwich? Do I look Cuban to you?”

“De’quavious over there looks like he’d hate a Cuban sandwich”

by Sixsevennn April 29, 2025

Ice Cream Sandwich

he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far

you disgust me

IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-

Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 5, 2023

hay sandwich

some thing that is as boring as fuh. very dry

this class is dryer than the time i got no mayo on that hay sandwich

by hardasfuh February 5, 2010

Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.

Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!

by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024

blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018