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poop cylinder 

A cylinder that old people like to shove up their asses to retrieve all the shit. if u have troubles pooping, a poop cylinder is for you.
"Hey Steve! Can you pass me the poop cylinder, i am so clogged up today"
poop cylinder by Maddy Taylor February 21, 2010
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Poop on a gamertag

The act of actually taking a shit on your own Xbox console that is connected to Xbox Live.

More commonly, it is the act of making fun of a gamertag online.
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKER JUST TOOK A POOP ON A GAMERTAG
Poop on a gamertag by GARY FATTY October 30, 2010

poop tag 

When you are on the verge of pooping, tag the person closet to you to give it away.
John: (i have to poop so bad) Hey, Jenny... POOP TAG!
Jenny: God damnit John... Now i Need to poop!
poop tag by ayodee December 6, 2010

poop politics 

An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.
Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!

Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!
poop politics by poopyprincess February 19, 2011

poop-pot 

(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.
John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!
poop-pot by Garciameister February 22, 2011

poop elastic 

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!