Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011

Mr. Dependable

An adult toy that never lets a lady (or man) down

Since my boyfriend can't get me off, I gotta use Mr. Dependable

by BubblyCupcake June 28, 2011

Mr Yap

The best teacher in the world. Op at roasting!!!

Student 1: I hope my English teacher is mr yap!!
Student 2: ikr he is da best

by Hilloeeekfc January 15, 2023

Mr. House

if u have ever attended cabot public schools, chances are you have been blinded by the shiny bald head of mr house. its like staring at the top of a babys oily head. this is the literal worst principal since mrs sandage. he walks around school all day doing dick diddly. he stands in the cafeteria before school and yells at people for standing up... LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES? if you have been graced by god to not know this man, i envy you.

1: Have you seen Mr. House's shiny head?
2: It's hard to miss. By the way, what the fuck does he even do?
1: I don't know. Maybe he's a janitor.

by isucktoes<3 January 20, 2023

Mr. Rissinger

Someone that enforces rules on you so bad that it will remind you about Hitler during his dictatorship.

“Bro on god is a Mr. Rissinger.”

by MrRissingerHater January 20, 2023

mr dickter

a guy that has a booner aloot

i am mr dickter

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

mr. shakedown

some big ass dudes roaming the streets of kamurocho and sotenbori who shakedown people for money (or be the ones getting shaken down by a man in a white pinstripe suit or a man wearing an eyepatch)

this mf mr. shakedown took all my fuckin money

by MemeLord4063 February 8, 2023