The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

This phrase derives from the fact that urban dictionary's text editor is far superior to it's fellow editor, which is why I, an intellect much prefer the former choice.

We here using Urban Dictionary in stead of Microsoft Word to Make Essays

I am better than you because i use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

Yall amatuers need to grow up and use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

by KayrunJaavice May 6, 2019

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

god of instagram

delirixus.aep

delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits

by pleaseimjusttryinftogetaname September 19, 2020

The best Instagram account ever

The Gorillazmatic account. Don’t @ me.

The best Instagram account ever

by Gorillazmatic November 11, 2020

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa...

When google corrects u for the millionth time

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa... oof

by MelonPanda January 5, 2021

arnejohnsonsveryhot/mar.lolll on insta

the funniest person on this planet who you should definitely be mutuals with 😉

Arnejohnsonsveryhot/mar.lolll on insta never gets picture creds by the gc 😓

by arnejohnsonsveryhot June 20, 2021