free spin

When you and an ex, after being broken up for a few months, and neither of you are in a new relationship, sleep together one last time.

"Julie came over to pick up some stuff she left at my place and we ended up sleeping together."
"Oh, you took your free spin."
"What?'
"Yeah, it's perfectly acceptable to sleep together one last time. In order to put a positive punctuation mark on a relationship that may have ended badly, you get one free spin."

by JustTH January 28, 2017

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

free range stranger

Another name for a homeless person

Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart

by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017

Free dance

When a person dances freely or dances without rhythm.

Billy loves to free dance even without music

by Billy bob Thornton April 6, 2017

free tattoo

A cut from skateboarding that is very large.

Tony hawk: dude that was a gnarly fall but free tattoo

by notatowelhead April 10, 2017

Free Birdin' It

The act of doing something over and over to the point of annoyance; Hence the song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd being played on the radio too much from 1973 - 1974.

Dude, Mike is Free Birdin' it last night. He said lit like 300 times.

by schwifty90 May 8, 2017