Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

free

how British people say three

*American tourist walks into a store to buy a smoothie*
Cashier : That'll be free pounds
American : It's free?
Cashier : No you cunt free pounds, 1-2-free

by Dolan Trumpet March 9, 2020

Free

When Mona told her father that she's gay and she's finally free that nobody has to tell him.

Everest: "Did you hear about being free?"
Lexie: "Omg like Mona when she told her father she's gay?"

by EerieEverest November 29, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

hassle-free

ADJECTIVE
informal
without problems or bother
Traveling by coach is a hassle-free way of discovering cities from Vienna to Vancouver, and Moscow to Rome.
a hassle-free vacation at an all-inclusive resort

Is hassle-free car hire possible?

by AU3uDxAJJ3h6myrcs0mkjco May 22, 2023

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023