SLOW DUCK 

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.

I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...

SLOW DUCK by Sick Em D November 1, 2022

Donald Duck 

A special ed kids favorite non existent person who is more slow than stupid and probably in a mental hospital like you.

"Ay man hope you don't mind if I call you a Donald duck?'
"Tf a donald duck"
"A mental special ed kid"

Donald Duck by you shall no seek my name November 9, 2022

Dirty duck 

When we Paul is on his TOM and fears the world because he’s a fruit

I was completely dirty ducked yesterday ffs

Dirty duck by Negative Neil November 26, 2022

Shit duck 

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

Shit duck by perfectattic December 1, 2022

Murphy Duck 

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

Murphy Duck by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023

onald Duck 

An insane duck that's racist against the Finnish

Jeff: onald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he does not

onald Duck by Samanea Saman March 28, 2023

barbeque duck 

barbeque duck Means that you want to cover your homies dick in barbeque sauce and suck it until your throat makes quaking noises

John: I want the “barbeque duck” tonight

Duck: what the duck

barbeque duck by Ducky_wucky April 6, 2023