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your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later
someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk
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dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal
person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay
by asaaaaad la3eeeeeeeb April 3, 2022
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a dad joke123

a dad123 joke is Dads who tell dad jokes because they either have a lot of pets or are lonley
hey its a dad joke123
by WORD123456789WORD April 4, 2022
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your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
Your Dad went to buy milk.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
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Dad

For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.

They could be amaizing...

Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...
X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...

Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr

X: Hey dad where are you going?

Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.
by €/\/\@_3~¿0 April 6, 2022
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Dad-ass

When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.
You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass
by the guy who overshares. April 6, 2022
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