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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
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eden cass

someone who rolls around eating kfc while working at kfc who eats their sisters bum and uses a chickens beak to get off
omg she’s such a eden cass
by UwUhorse69 January 5, 2023
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Cum Clash

The event that transpires when two, even miniscule, forces of Cum Energy collide in a vacuum, both exchanging energy so rapidly and forcefully that it releases untold amounts of energy. Cum Clashing occurs on an atomic level, and it often results in the destruction of Cum Worlds and, with abundant sources of Cum Energy, the destruction of galaxies. Cum Clashes behave almost as domino effects, with any present Cum Energy particles nearby succumbing to the blast and transferring energy to the rest of the nearby particles. This can result in widespread waves of Cum Clash energy to be shot out and distributed at ridiculous speeds. The waves of Cum Energy can swallow Cum Stars whole, destroying different Cum systems. Cum Clashes almost always result in the annihilation of any affected particles. However, on the off chance any disturbed and, consequently, altered particles last after the event, they can form Cum Singularities.
The Cum Clash caused the destruction of 17 adjacent Cum Galaxies.
by TheArchivist August 2, 2023
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Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.
"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"
by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023
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Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
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Neck cliss

When you put your clit on a persons neck and give them a kiss with with your clit.
Yo, last night was so crazy, Bertha gave me a neck cliss!
by Frogsrcool42 December 30, 2023
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