Jesus Hole

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.

man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"

by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009

konky-hole

A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.

Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!

by Maxgm4 April 26, 2006

Hole In One

Long distance attemtp at sexual intercourse.

Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...

1:I went for the Hole In One last night dawg..... and missed.
2:Damn that sucks

by Danny Hopkins April 4, 2008

Peep holes

A way that Tomcats peep.

The experiments with my brain are scaring, hurting and confusing me. The peep holes aren't fun if no one tells me what's going on and it's left to my imagination. Shitty toilet ass peep holes make me question wtf is going on.

by PineappleJuice June 2, 2015

show hole

A side effect of binge-watching. Symptoms include a sense of emptiness and depression brought on by realizing you just wasted a good portion of your life watching several seasons of a TV show or an entire movie franchise all at once when you could have managed your time better. Other symptoms may include wanting to shoot/bury/destroy your TV, chronic unemployment, poor hygiene, loss of social life, and terminal irritation because now you have to wait until next season just to go through it all over again.

Term comes from 2015 Amazon FireTV commercial.

Cindy spent the whole weekend binge-watching Game Of Thrones and now she's stuck in a show hole.

by Maschinenmensch March 30, 2016

Bro hole

Super sized man cave ( not what you thought it would be is it)

"Dude, you need to come over and check out my bro hole."

by Izzy S February 10, 2020

Black Hole

The act when 5 to 7 obese black women have sex with 1 average to scrawny sized white man. As the 5-7 women are having an oragy with this man, he is "sucked into" the black hole.

Steve was sucked into La quisha, shanell, precious, laylela, and lula's black hole. Needless to say, he was never seen again.

by wanderbread432 February 26, 2011