tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.
After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.
by Danks of Memes December 05, 2016
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Tea Dom

A person who is extremely knowledgeable in all things concerning tea. Can be relied upon for accurate tea recommendations! Usually pretty hot but that's unrelated.
Joseph is such a tea dom, I let him give me whatever tea he thought I'd enjoy!
by Kalkalkal April 03, 2022
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tea mail

OMG, Becky sent me the best tea mail about Jessica today.
by nemaki May 07, 2019
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Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 05, 2023
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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 07, 2025
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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 07, 2025
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A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes
Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow
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