Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 9, 2024

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010

Seth's Dad

A term used by people who can not find something or someone and want something to say about a fat kid without a father figure that they don't know even exists.

My pencil just done a Seth's dad under my desk.

by Petrol Inhalor November 15, 2023

Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020

dad

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

by yourgaymum October 22, 2019