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River Rat 

The go to move of bad poker players. A river rat is a player who, despite holding bad cards and hitting nothing on the flop, continues to bet right up until the fifth and final community card, the river card. More often than not noobs such as this usually get lucky on the river and insist on bragging about it despite the fact that their success was down do dumb luck and not skill. A river rat doesn't know when to fold and due to their ignorance pridefully consider themselves aggressive players rather than crap players, which is what they are. The most agonizingly annoying thing about river rats is that they have a tendency to be arrogant when they suck out, completely oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in a real tournament.
Guy 1 - Man check out that douche, he went right to the river with a stinking deuce seven off suit and sucked out running sevens.

Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser.
River Rat by stgi_dragons March 16, 2009
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Don't fuck with them valley street plat rats
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Go tattle to your mammy, bitch rat.
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I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat...
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Something or someone that would live in a port-a-potty or an outhouse,Freaky,Gross
That bitch is uglier than a shit house rat
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Shit House Rat by hardrider93 July 22, 2009

Sewer Rat 

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Ben was underground for about 4 hours, he's a real sewer rat.

The local sewer rats are having a bi-weekly expedition under the city
Sewer Rat by soo wer rat October 29, 2003