Her: *sees crush*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*
by sadyuki November 7, 2019
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Get the Frunt punch mug.A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
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I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019
Get the tongue punch the golden ring mug.To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
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Get the Punch the Fairy mug.by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019
Get the June Punch mug.To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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