one winged lincoln 

when their partner
gets a hat and the jumps female takes a wild shat in it then he jumps around with the hat on as if he had one wing the they throw up in eachothers mouths

"dude i think that guy got a one winged lincoln, look at the expression on his face

one winged lincoln by flippin skittles (u know what it is) May 21, 2008

one eyed chineese milk dragon

penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.

I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,

' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".

one eyed chineese milk dragon by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

one-two punch 

When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.

I gave my girl the one-two punch last night

one-two punch by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010

one time 

In los angeles, aprox. around the 1980's gangs used the expression to identify a police car with only "one" officer.

"One time, holmes" ahh dont trip dawg he aint gonna get out the car he's by himself.

one time by Slingin Ink Tattoos September 28, 2005

one hit wonder 

My new term to refer to the Pokemon Shedinja. It has only one hit point. The only thing that stops it from losing is it's ability, wonder guard, which means only moves that are super effective against it can actually hit it sucessfully.

A one hit wonder may seem cool, but it is no where near as good as having a pokemon with ton of hit points.

one hit wonder by Light Joker May 27, 2004

one-eyed pirate 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.

man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!

one-eyed pirate by elkshockey12 December 11, 2006

One-Wayer 

in motorsports, most notably NASCAR, a driver who has such little talent, when the schedule goes from a traditional left-turn only track to a road course with right turns, the driver fails misrebly.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. , Matt Kenseth, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Burton, Kasey Kahne, and Kyle Busch are all perfect examples of One-Wayers.

One-Wayer by Levantence December 7, 2006