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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.
I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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Great American Family

an American cable television network. Owned by Great American Media, it broadcasts family-oriented general entertainment programming
July 2022, GAC Media announced a corporate rebranding that would replace the "GAC" prefix with "Great American", with GAC Family being rebranded as Great American Family on August 20, 2022, and GAC Media changing its trade name to Great American Media
by SPrice1980 June 27, 2023
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American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.
Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 2, 2022
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American Idiot

by Orang3Juice November 5, 2020
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