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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
mugGet the cactus sackmug.

Sack szn

A period during the year usually from November onwards whereby Premier League managers are under pressure to perform or else face the sack.
Sureham FC just lost by 7 goals, I hope the manager is aware that sack szn is around the corner.
by Ghalagat October 18, 2020
mugGet the Sack sznmug.

Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 2, 2018
mugGet the Pasty bean sackmug.

crusty sack

When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth
by VnCore December 8, 2016
mugGet the crusty sackmug.

Noodle sack

its a sack of noodles.. like a type of dumpling but filled with noodles... so basically pasta in pasta
Chinese man: How may i take your order prease?
Customer: Ye prease, i want to order 20 noodle sacks

Chinese man: You want some sweet/sour sauce with that?
Customer: Yes prease. Ting tong Tank you i cya in 2 minutes
by Ramin2017 October 26, 2017
mugGet the Noodle sackmug.

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