Bitch-hard

Not necessarily "rock hard" but hard enough for the bitch.
It pertains to either something with difficulty or the male genitals/penis.

-"That test was bitch-hard!"
-"Dude my dick is bitch-hard, shit man."

by AsianAlmighty January 20, 2014

Hard Balls

When a male experiences an erection, but it is also effecting the testicles.

Man, she's making me experience Hard Balls right now

by hard balls the rapper March 12, 2025

The Harding

Where that nigga shrek resides

Yo that nigga Shrek in the Harding

by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025

CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.

Cum-gone-hard

by anonymous February 9, 2024

Hard Pudding

Whenever something is tough, opposite of easy sauce

"Wow, that test was hard pudding"

by sysophus August 25, 2023

hard on a sleeve

When one ejaculates on a females shoulder or sleeve area of a tshirt.

Friend 1: Did you bang that girl last night?

Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.

Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!

Friend 2: No response.

by ThatsTight42069 August 19, 2024

Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.

Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”

by KeeGee February 20, 2020