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A Guinea Pig... A vile little creature that resembles nothing so much as a rat, if that rat were designed by GM and built by AMC.
Mom: So... Would you like to get a pet?

Kid: Sure. Anything but a fat rat.



A: What -is- that smell?

B: Oh, that's my brother's fat-rats. He changes their litter about as often as he showers.
Fat Rat by Honor August 19, 2008
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Fat Bitching 

The act of driving by a random person and yelling "fat bitch" as one travels past. The intended victim need not be fat, nor female for this to be effective. Far funnier after a night of drinking.
Damn man, I've drank about half of this 2-4, let's grab some roadies and go fat bitching!

Shit yeah! The bars are just letting out. Full of prime material!
Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
"Hey, Fat ass, don't steal my ice-cream," said seven year old Tanya.
Fat ass by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Fat Girls Having Fun 

Used to discribe a photograph, video, or real-life scenario that depicts two or more fat girls having a good time. The same situations or media produced or acted by skinny girls would be seen as cute and fun and their good-time would be envied by all.

In the case of fat girls, their attempts to copy the good times of skinny girls are intepreted as "desperate" and hilariously sad.

Evidence of fat girls having fun can often be found in facebook or myspace photoalbums taken in front of bathroom mirrors, before high school dances, or by apple photobooth. Worst of course, are the photos taken by the beach.

Throwing up gang signs or making seductive kissy faces are quite common.
Girl 1: "Did you see Ellie and Liberty's photoshoot in the Torrid dressing room?"

Girl 2: "I did. Can you say "fat girls having fun?"

fat dancer

Generally used for overweight men who try to dance at parties/clubs/dances etc but fail to look good doing it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA See "Curtis" over there, what a "fat dancer"!
fat dancer by Cody October 19, 2002

Fat Chick Thursday

A newly created federal holiday to commemorate female obesity in America. Originated at Benedictine University 2008

On this momentous celebration, whenever you see a fat chick, you turn to your buddy and high five yelling "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"
Hey look at that fat beast of a woman.. let's celebrate, "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"
Fat Chick Thursday by Will PBach February 17, 2009