cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

Cheese biscuit

A mysterious block of cheese that looks like a Popeyes biscuit

Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fartboxer89 November 10, 2018

cheese oyster

When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019

Kareem Cheese

A kareem cheese is a little dweeb/ mamas boy/ bitch. They like pokemon dragons and books. If you see one do everything you can to destroy what little of thier brain is left.

Chad the alpha- Gimme your lunch money kareem cheese ass bitch!!
Kareem- No please my mom will be mad!
Chad- No she wont I was talking to her LAST NIGHT!!

by EPICDICKTIONARY March 12, 2019

Shreded Cheese

A comp in overwatch; Reinhardt, Zarya, Brig/Lucio, Moira. randoms can be dps, all they have to do is picek out the other team's dps players.

wow we just shreded their cheese!

This comp should be included in Overwatch League, Shreded Cheese works its wonders around most comps!

by squ1shie December 15, 2018

Grandma cheese

Crumbly white paste from underneath older women's saggy brests.

That lady smells like she is farming grandma cheese!

by Sart feller December 30, 2018

Cheese muckah

The gooey limb of cheese left in the middle of the pizza box.

I claim the cheese muckah.

by Leonbaby January 16, 2019