Grandma cheese

Crumbly white paste from underneath older women's saggy brests.

That lady smells like she is farming grandma cheese!

by Sart feller December 30, 2019

Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.

"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."

by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017

Grandma cheese tits

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.

"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

by SexEd.com July 7, 2008