Brown Zune

A booby prize or screw up based on the scatalogical imagery invoked by the shape, color, and name of a popular MP3 player.

"The incumbents got a Brown Zune during the last election"
"Accounting pulled a Brown Zune during the presentation"
"He screwed up so he's get'n a Brown Zune for Christmas"

by Andy Carol December 10, 2008

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Brown Bush

After anuling your partner, stick your brown cock in her pussy, and wiggle it around, making her pubes brown, known as a brown bush.

i banged jane in the ass and then gave her a brown bush.

by jimbo jacky May 7, 2008

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Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."

Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.

by McDowdy October 29, 2014

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brown ribbon

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

by john really brown September 6, 2006

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