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zarja's backery

gyat damn she has da whole backery (sigma)
damn i was sucking zarja's backery the other day, i was eating all that white chocolate cake
by peniuysuusus June 19, 2023
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Wake and Bake

I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago
by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023
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bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024
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Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.
Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.
by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023
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The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.
Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”
by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024
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Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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