Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.

Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.

by itslilred September 6, 2021

apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?

I like eating apples.

by Emiily September 8, 2021

applefaced

referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery

'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'

by gonkoja September 11, 2021

Apple

To suck the juices from the lady badussy.

I did an apple to her last night

by Sussysussysussy September 13, 2021

Applefeld

If somebody has the last name Applefeld it means they are a godly creature to good for this planet. They are extremely intelligent and perfect in physique. They do not have enemies because everybody just loves them. If you are friends with an Applefeld you are one of the luckiest people alive. They also have superhuman powers which is another reason they are superior to other humans.

“The Applefeld’s are the true overlords of the human race”

by P. Erson September 14, 2021

Apple Siri

The act of trying to make a Voice Recognition System but having it fail.

Apple Siri is bad at giving me the answers I want.

by BPgaming175 September 21, 2021

Apple Pie

The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.

“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”

by LikeXD31 September 21, 2021