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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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American

An American can technically be from any of the Americas, but when a person uses "American" in a sentence, they would likely be talking about something or someone from the United States. Like any country, America has her stereotypes, many of which are overexaggerated by people who have never set foot in the USA. An American might be recognized as:

- An ignorant person.
- A fat, lazy bum.
- An uneducated person.
- An uncultured person.
- A loud, obnoxious person.
- A racist.
- A wasteful/extravagant person.

(While Americans may be some, many, or all of these things, it's important to note that "some" does not mean "the majority".)

True American culture is all about freedom, patriotism, equality, hard work, and independence. Like other countries, we share a love of diverse foods, sports, traditions, entertainment, and music. The American Dream is widely believed in. We celebrate special holidays like Thanksgiving, where we give thanks and express gratitude. Many give thanks to God. Independence Day, celebrated on July 4th, where we celebrate with a large party or barbeque, and fireworks. There are also other patriotic holidays, like Labor Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day.

From a personal standpoint, America is full of compassionate, hardworking folk who would lend a hand when you're in need. Despite certain differences between one another, we can still agree on the fact that America is a beautiful country and she should be respected and honored.
Person A: "I love my country."

Person B: "Where are you from?"

Person A: "I'm from the United States of America, and I'm proud to be an American!"

Person B: "Makes sense. America is pretty great."
by hazelbite7 May 7, 2025
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American Gothic

American Gothic can be used to describe a person who chooses not to show empathy, and is exhausting to be in a relationship with.
The reason you are unable to have rewarding relationships is because you are American Gothic, in such a way that you would never exercise considerate or empathetic behavior.
by Gnomes Cum February 18, 2018
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American

The people who go red, white, and blue from the food
The Americans are waving that flag above the dead cows again.
by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021
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Afro-American engineered

When you go beyond magyverng something. Fix something with duck tape, safety pin, paperclip or hot glue.
Deon just afro-american engineered his hole in his shoes with duct tape
by HuStLeLaYnE23 December 14, 2021
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