Stupidese 

The modern day orthography of teenagers

Stupidese as seen in the wild:

"hey hun ur mi gurl got beef call mi up luv u!"

Stupidese by TragedyTrousers3 September 11, 2012

Stupidity-gasm 

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

Stupidity-gasm by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012

Stupidity Impulse 

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

Stupidity Impulse by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

stupidrasshole 

the game women play when they finally realize their partner is either reeeeeally stupid or a total asshole.

we agreed to meet at 7. he showed up at 730 and said he thought i said 730? so its date 2 and im already wondering, "stupidrasshole"?

stupidrasshole by xmama13 November 4, 2017

Stupidium 

An element that can not be metabolized and is stored in the human brain. It is nearly impossible to filter out of a person's system. Side effects include prescription to psuedoscienctific ideas, bad logic and a propensity for quoting inspirational cat posters. It is mostly mined from conspiracy theory websites and videos on the internet.

"The atomic number for stupidium is 81.5. That puts it is the mysterious WTF category of the periodic elements, right between thallium and lead. Its Abbreviation is STU." Sheila S.

The Flat Earth convention will be fully powered by stupidium this year.

Stupidium by D. Grey July 21, 2018

Stupidiotard 

Someone of extreme incompetence and stupidity who commits such actions as a retard

Because billy fell out of a tree he became a stupidiotard

Stupidiotard by A random stupidiotard May 14, 2019

stupidcidal 

someone who unintentionally kills themselves or puts themselves in danger by doing something dumb.

"I saw a stupidcidal today"
"oh yeah? what happened?"
"this guy ran across the highway. he got hit halfway through!"
"yikes, definitely a stupidcidal"

stupidcidal by Totallynotlovi June 8, 2019