mosher 

There's actually no real meaning to the word mosher. It is something that chavs made up to describe anyone ages 25- that doesn't follow the mainstream of being a chav. However, as i know what is classed as a mosher, i shall pretend for a while that it does exist. A generalisation of a mosher is to wear black, baggy clothing, worship satan, slit your own wrists and want to kill all chavs. The majority of this is pure bull though. I myself am what people would call a 'mosher'. However, i am currently wearing BLUE 3/4 trousers and a WHITE T-shirt. The only black im wearing is socks and boxers! Wrist slitting really shouldnt be generalised with a specific kind of people... Many, many people do it when they are depressed... Not just kids who want to be cool, many adults who are struggling, even chavs sometimes... So saying its a scummy emo mosher thing to do is pathetic, stupid and altogether false!
The whole satanist thing is crap too.. Just because i like rock music doesn't mean i believe almight lucifer will rise... I'm not a satanist.. I actually believe in God, which is a very rare thing amongst todays youth. I don't let it effect my life though, i still swear, and often do bad things because it is fun or i just don't care...
Many people who say they are moshers also say that they twat the crap out of any chav who walks by, or they can take on a group of 10 chavs... Can they balls! Granted, chavs are soft compared to most of todays society, but that is exactly why they hang around in extremely large groups of 40+. Chavs will only pick a fight with a person on their own or a group of people that are severely outnumbered by the chavs.
I am a member of a large group of alternative friends which consists of 'moshers', emo kids, goths, skaters and rockers. There are about 38 of us altogether, but usually only about 5-15 out at a time. We don't go around randomly hospitalising chavs, because this is stupid. It is stupid because everyone would be sent down for a gang attack, and also, chavs have friends. If you take down one chav, their friends and their friends friends etc. will come looking for you. It is dangerous to fight chavs, not short term but long term. If a group of chavs (group, no single chavs have the guts to) try to start a fight with me or me and friends, I/we just ignore them, for we have a higher intellect than chavs. If someone tells you they have taken out 5 chavs, they are lying. Or at least, if they are telling the truth, you won't know them for much longer. REAL moshers only fight back when it is vital. People think that moshers are scary and look like they are out for trouble. This is ironic, however, as it is the chavs that are out looking to start fights with any randomer who walks by. Moshers are actually peace keepers.. Well, peace in violence... They are quite loud :P.
My group of friends generally just tries to stay away from chavs.. We do skateboarding, music playing (many of us play instruments), or listen to music rather loud. We only really listen to loud music when in town centres though, not in housing estates, so we don't really interrupt anyones sleep. If you want someone to have fun with and keep out of fights with and just generally be friends with, then you are looking for a mosher. Sometimes scary on the outside, mostly friendly and sweet on the inside.

Chav: FOCKEN SCUMMY MOSHERS!!!

Mosher: Whatever you say...

Chav: Watch yer focken mouth ya focken mop'ead! I'll get focken Tanton crew on ya if ya give me any more gob, focken goffy boy!

Moshers: ~leave to have fun by themselves, away from the chav~

Chav: FOCKEN DICK'EAD!! SCUMMY MOP'EADS BETTA FOCKEN WATCH YA FOCKEN BACK!! GONNA GET FOCKEN KNIFED!!... Smack'eads...

mosher by PaulTheRocker July 29, 2008

Mothers Life

When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)

Student: Mothers Life I weren’t talking, Miss.

Mothers Life by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019

e-myther 

e-myther or emyther

an e-mail that is annoying, such as spam, unsolicited mail, circular, or any e-mail that you do not wish to receive or acknowledge

my boss keeps e-mythering me at home!

I got another e-myther from Mr Smith about.....

email, spam, unsolicited, annoying, slang

e-myther by bloomingpouf January 29, 2008

A Joe Mather 

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”

A Joe Mather by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

First-of-the-monther 

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

First-of-the-monther by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023

mosher 

a genrally awesome person who listens to awesome music often rock metal etc. often a target for chavs and hate them to the death. will normally only fight is started apon. enjoys gigs and mosh pits and having a good time with m8s. often mixed up with goths even emos by people who dont really have a clue what there on about, ie chavs. moshers normally wear baggy cloths jeans band tees etc and alota black but really dress in whatever the fuck they like. there truely awesome friends and people in genral.

chav#1-haha look at the goff
mosher#1-haha look at the chav
chav#2-u startin mush *pushes mosher*
mosher knocks chav unconcous

uninformed loser#1- u dress all in black and listen to metal u must be a goth/emo/wanabe/poser.
informed mosher- dude get it right, i wear what ever i like listen to what ever i like making me a truely amazing person and a mosher.
uninformed loser-oh so ur a mosher becoz ur original and do w.e u like. i understand.

mosher by metalmusicfukinrules June 2, 2007

mosher 

A person who doesn't really give a fuck. They can dress in what ever they want, the moshers in my town dress mostly in black but there are colours there too. Band t-shirts and random badges or pins on bags are common. Loud rock music, moshing, etc. Are usually picked on by scum called chavs. who choose to chase the poor mosher who happens to be walking on his or her own and pummels them... if chavs were that stong (some of them have pretty good aim with rocks unfortunately)

mosher/me: *walks down a road, minding her own buisness listening to music... may have been slayer at the time, i can't remember*
chav 1: hey! look at the guy! he's a mosher!
chav 2: that's a chick, not a guy.
chav 1: whatever... *starts running after the poor, innocent person*
mosher/me: ah crap, not again... *runs... in this case into the cemetery*
chav 1: *spits* damn, we lost her
*they both walk away

mosher by uhm...me July 1, 2007