When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.
Josh, she's only 12 years old.
by sponkotolgist42 August 1, 2021

josh is a very nice guy that has a large u know what i mean a huge knob he has a great personalitty and is so sexy he usaly has blonde hiar and blue eyes he will be the guy thatu will never lay ur eyes of of
by lordofmany January 8, 2019

He got a fat ass and a big heart! Don't mess with this foo cause you gonna get you beat your ass if you dom. He may be size 5 but he got wears fucking heat from stock x solamente. He a real as mofo and loyal asf. He's got hella bars and he's usually hard. Straight out the 425, you can catch him geekin off the mud.
Friend: Hey Josh! Try these tacos de berria.
Josh: Mmmmmm the flavors are melting on my tongue!
Josh Carrillo: Just wiped that whole squad! My grandma's titties are saggy!
Walli: Uhhhhhhhh he's going to gloat about this all day!
Josh: Mmmmmm the flavors are melting on my tongue!
Josh Carrillo: Just wiped that whole squad! My grandma's titties are saggy!
Walli: Uhhhhhhhh he's going to gloat about this all day!
by Teddy201 April 3, 2022

Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.
Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs
Girl 2 I Indeed did!!
Girl 2 I Indeed did!!
by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020

Josh is the biggest motherfucking shitstick on the planet who won't stop being such an annoying cunt JOSH STOP SAYING THINGS GO BE INSECURE SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
by shitshake July 11, 2017

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
